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[atomicage]

[It doesn't really take all that long to figure out how the mirror works. It also doesn't take that long to realize there are more weirdos like him wandering around, and trying to get them into one spot would probably be a lot like trying to herd cats.

He just doesn't have that kind of patience right now.

So instead, this is an APB for all you lovely people, featuring one Tony Stark, who has some serious, serious questions.]

Okay, so by now, I think we're all pretty aware that wherever we were before? We're definitely not there now. I was thinking maybe this was one of those richy-rich resorts where the one percent slum like pirates and eat like kings, but so far, room service isn't answering and there's no running water.

[He thinks he's funny, at least.]

But since there's so many of us and it looks like everyone's just kind of wandering around and bumping into each other like baby pandas looking for the free food, let's have a roll call. I'll even start us off. I'm Tony Stark, my last location was Malibu, California, and the year was 2012.

Now it's your turn. Go.

Comments

[richandreal]

God, don't talk about Malibu. I miss civilization. And wifi.

[Tony would probably be a little more funny if the fact there isn't any running water wasn't the Worst.]

Rafe Adler, last location was uh... Libertalia, some pirate island by... Madagascar? Somewhere in the Indian Ocean. Definitely 2016. Any of these sleezebags would be bones in the ground by then.

[atomicage]

What are you talking about, this is totally civilization. I mean, it's one where soap isn't the hottest commodity and I'm pretty sure you'll catch something just looking at someone but it could be worse.

[How is something he doesn't have an answer to, but trust him. He's sure it can be.]

Word of caution: Calling the people we're currently trapped with that have guns and swords and all sorts of fun little things they probably know how to use sleezebags is probably considered a faux pas. But yeah, same, obviously.